Monday, August 30, 2010


My favourite come back for unkind criticism is from Wayne Dyer after he appeared on the tonight show;

I am sitting in the smallest room in the house and I have your feedback in front of me - very soon it will all be behind me.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Terms of Endearment

I have just learned a new term of endearment whilst waiting at the doctors surgery.

A man had his young (12 months old) daughter suspended by her ankles upside down over his face - he looked into her eyes and lovingly said 'Who's your Da - shit head? '

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